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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

Dang it
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Reserved for OP - Temp for shunting the Nolan posts out of the Degen thread, as well as for future tracking of his activities. OP is light for now, but I will be replacing with something a bit more in depth soon.

This is a collection of Posts about Nolan that used to be part of the "Discord/Degen" thread that focused primarily on Nolan and his escapades. The first post made after his ban can be found here: https://thevirtualasylum.com/thread...ump-and-lolcow-thread.109/page-50#post-152875

Nolan's Trial thread: https://thevirtualasylum.com/threads/the-trial-of-nolan-crush.102/

What will end up being the OP post for Nolan's inevitable cow thread here (read here if you're new to Nolan and want the lore dump) : https://test.thevirtualasylum.com/t...l-post-dump-and-lolcow-thread.109/post-284435
 
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Fentanyl Floyd

4 YEARS SOBER
Joined:  Mar 2, 2023
Not degeneracy but here's Nolan being a sperg in the Pippa fancord.
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Poor bastard doesn't doesn't realize what he's gotten himself into

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(Satorin is SleepyProject btw)


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Naturally they realize that Nolan is a giant retard and start fucking with him
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Nyaru enters the chat:
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:selenpointandlaugh:

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Never change Nolan, never change.
 
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Latte'Ninba

God is dead. You aren't. Keep running.
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Jesus fuckin Christ lol Between this and twitter, busy day I guess. Even when I've been aware of him for so long I just can't with this guy.
Also how the fuck do you manage to piss off Nyaru? She always seems so chill. I continue to be in absolute AWE of his super powered (en)raging autism.
 

Fentanyl Floyd

4 YEARS SOBER
Joined:  Mar 2, 2023
Jesus fuckin Christ lol Between this and twitter, busy day I guess. Even when I've been aware of him for so long I just can't with this guy.
Also how the fuck do you manage to piss off Nyaru? She always seems so chill. I continue to be in absolute AWE of his super powered (en)raging autism.
What can I say, he's Nolan Crush

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Gintoki

White Yaksha
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
I love how being from Ohio is becoming a well known fact about Nolan, almost like it's apart of his title or something.

"Nolan Crush of Ohio, you have brought great shame and dishonor to all who dwell in the domain of the Virtual Asylum for the coarse words you delivered upon Lady Nyaru the Brown. As is tradition, the only way you can redeem yourself is through a glorious death by ritual suicide. Sir Floyd of Fentanyl will serve as your second."
 

Piarro

Well-known member
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Joined:  Sep 11, 2022

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
For fuck's sake Nolan, I'm getting embarrassed on your behalf here.
 

Ed O'neill

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023

Johnny Jambalaya

BlueSharkTV alt account
Early Adopter
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
@NolanCrush It's meaningless online but I hope you don't act like this to people you know in real life. As @Hff201 said, I'm also getting secondhand embarrassment from this. If you are like this to people that care about you in real life there are plenty of resources to learn how to deal with it if you really are an aspie.
 

Nenélove

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Damn I wish I'd been in that discord just to fuck with Nolan, seems like a fun time.
 

Ed O'neill

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
I will say that Nolan seems to get around, who knew that uncontrolled autism could get you so well connected
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

Gaod help me.
Early Adopter
ENTERING FLAVOR COUNTRY
Joined:  Oct 28, 2022
@NolanCrush how dare you offend the super chocolate idol, by Allah you shall have a taste of my shoe!
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Imagine getting into actual beef with a vtuber and making them hate you because you don't know how to shut up.

Total Nyaru Victory.
 

Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Imagine getting into actual beef with a vtuber and making them hate you because you don't know how to shut up.

Total Nyaru Victory.
She LITERALLY said that it was stupid for me to think she hates me
 

Godzilla1984

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

Trap Supremacy

Your Local Trap (investi)Gator
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Joined:  Sep 14, 2022

MornLurker

Asylum's lurker
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
He really earned that nolan moment sticker huh
 

Audi Vide Tace

Self-Proclaimed Lurker
Geist's Second Husband
Joined:  Sep 20, 2022
Is it bad for me to think I don't know what is more sad at this point? Nolan going back to repeatedly kick the beehive, or taking a considerable chunk of time arguing with Nolan.

Incredible that this scuffle went on for about two hours when it should have ended in 3 minutes.
 
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thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I was literally just alerted to this by an informant and this is too good not to post.
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He then links to a post where he says he's bi.
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Johnny Jambalaya

BlueSharkTV alt account
Early Adopter
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
I was literally just alerted to this by an informant and this is too good not to post.
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He then links to a post where he says he's bi.
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what the fuck are you doing dude @NolanCrush
 
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