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Ikari Tenri / "Henry" / Henry M. Magalona

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Ikari Tenri, or better known as simply "Henry", is a man of many faces and schizo opinions but very few braincells. Many here are familiar with him and his antics but for all of the New Friends, and for those who happened to have missed his saga, this thread will provide you with the story of who he is, how he became popular, and the ongoing lunacy that can be discussed and catalogued in future posts.

Most of us first encountered Henry when one day, out of nowhere, for no reason, he decided to post his strange schizo belief that the popular vtuber Pipkin Pippa was actually the reincarnation of the My Little Pony Character "Fluttershy". He viewed this theory as so prolific and important that he not only posted it on the website Kiwi Farms but also on 4chan and on Pippa's chat and channel. As seen in the screen shots below:
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To say the least, this did not have his intended effect of endearing him to Pippa, but rather it had quite the opposite impact as she proceeded to scorn him and the community on all websites viewed him as deranged for good reason. To prove everyone wrong and to win back his oshi, he decided to take to the Phase Connect discord server and show everyone just how sane he was and boy did he sure show us what his sanity is like:
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However, as I mentioned this was only the first encounter I, and most others, have had with our boy Henry, but Henry had been a busy boy even before these events. Being a good schizo he had caught the eye of others on different platforms in the past, causing various listicle websites like Buzzfeed and Ranker to take notice of him long before anyone in the vtuber space even knew his name:
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Number 14 on Buzzfeed: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza/abstinence-only-education-lessons ( Archive )
Number 6 on Ranker: https://www.ranker.com/list/abstinence-only-class-horror-stories/damon-davis ( Archive )
Some Site called Shortcells? : https://rareddit.com/r/IncelsWithoutHate/comments/hgfl6u/shortcells_is_banned/ ( Archive )


This revelation, that Henry uses the same name for his accounts, and has been active for some time, enough to catch the eye of journos, lead to the discovery of other social media profiles. And like all good schizos he has a bit of an egotistical view of himself as well as a love of characters like Nietzsche, The Joker, HP Lovecraft, and so forth. For he is very deep.
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By this point things had quieted down, though the calm was short lived, for the next day Henry heard his oshi Pippa proclaim she had interest in learning Chinese, as she had interest in many languages. This to most was an innocent enough statement, but not to Henry, and he had to go out and tell the world how wrong this was, and how he would not stand for his oshi learning the language of the enemy. He stated he'd find a new oshi if Pippa dared betray him in such a way.

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For his none stop sperging that had been ongoing for several days at this time, whether it was in terms of educating the masses of his Fluttershy theory or of his outrage about the Chinese language, Henry was banned on most platforms, including his dear oshi's youtube chat. He was devastated, and became a depressed Shinji.
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This is where the story would end for most schizos, as being removed from all venues where they could voice their insanity they'd slink off to the shadows or create a new identity, but Henry is no normal schizo, and he would not sit idly by despite being banned from all of Phase Connect, Pippa's youtube, Kiwi Farms, as banned as you can be on 4Chan, and who knows where else.

So join me in the next post where I chronical the return of Henry and how he got his groove back with his own original music.
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When we last left off, our boy Henry had reached his lowest point, kicked off of all of his favorite platforms, shunned by his oshi, and no where left to turn. All seemed lost, and no hope in sight, what was left for Henry but to do a flip, or worse yet, go outside and touch grass? Luckily for him, a ray of hope had shown upon him when Pippa, his oshi, announced she was doing a special stream where users could appeal their ban.

Quickly Henry went into action, replying to Pippa's tweet about the matter that he'd write the best appeal:
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But not before mocking her days prior for not loving him to @Depressed Nousagi :
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And then, not a whole lot happened for a while. It seemed like Henry was busy working on his ban appeal without making much comment or mention anywhere else. We all waited, wondering if Henry would have his appeal read, as there was always the chance it would be so insane that it wouldn't be possible to put it out on a stream. Then the day came, and the moment was glorious, the stream can be found here (timestamped for when the Henry reading begins):


His appeal did not disappoint, it was utterly insane and rambling as was to be expected from one such as Henry:
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The message concluded with a link, to a video, which can only be described as "Henry's Song":
Local Archive of Henry's Song as it looks like it got nuked on Youtube:


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And with that, the appeal was put to the vote by chat to see if Henry would be unbanned, with the result being that Henry was... Unabnned.

With that, for the time being the story of Henry is concluded. He's still around, and still makes strange posts and comments in Pippa's chat, as well as the occasional super chat. If you see him doing something funny, chronical it in this thread as there's no doubt that he'll one day implode as he has done before, but for now we just have the strange schizo chat messages he leaves for his oshi to see.
 
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I'll always remember Henry as the person who compared Coco to Jesus.

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All of you raise your glasses to the first vtuber lolcow!
 

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I'm waiting for the next saga on this vtuber lolcow chapter. Coco was Asuka. Pippa was Rei. Who will be his Mari? Imho, Henry is passed the rebuild stage.
 

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I still never finished watching that ban appeal stream because to me, Henry was always going to be the main event and nothing would top it.

I'm not a fan of kson joining vshitshow (and it certainly hasn't gone the way she thought it would) but I wouldn't go Henry over it.
 

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I still never finished watching that ban appeal stream because to me, Henry was always going to be the main event and nothing would top it.

I'm not a fan of kson joining vshitshow (and it certainly hasn't gone the way she thought it would) but I wouldn't go Henry over it.
Unless he's on his meds now he'll probably freak out and do something retarded again which will get him bonked and that will initiate the next chapter.
 

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I can't wait for Henry to eventually find out about this thread and make an account here just to pick a fight with us. I feel like that's one of the natural points of progression here.
 

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Man that is a trip to read. I honestly agree that we have found our first true Vtuber sphere lowcow that is notable in their antics.

Fellas, I raise glass to our embarkment of a new lowcow frontier!
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Also obligatory thread theme song:
 

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One aspect that has not been mentioned is that henri crosspost his schizophrenic beliefs across multiple platforms be it Discord, Reddit, Twitter, Youtube chats, Twitch chat or even Kiwi Farms (before his ban) and repeats them ad nauseam. These beliefs are absurdities and unintentional comedic gold such as:
- Coco is Jesus, Ironmouse is John the baptist
- Pippa is literally Fluttershy
- Pipkin Pippa is the messiah
- Pipkin Pippa is Judas Iscariot - How dare she like artia
- Never have an Oshi. Or you will suffer like I do.
- Pippa is my Savior and Friend
Here is but a small sample from /vt/ alone.*
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/32251959 ban appeal (2)
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/31680810 redemption
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/31332406 pippa is judas
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/31278742 coco is jesus -vshojo is right
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30955229 lunacy
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30790150 he hates her
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30644878 vtubing is a religion
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30569160 Kson is jesus, iron mouse is john the baptist
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30500200 having an oshi is a mistake
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https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30345682 i am banned help 2
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30256126 i am banned help
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*(small cause I can't upload the images I want to upload- don't know why. Hopefully this post has 9 pics attached to it.)
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I can't wait for Henry to eventually find out about this thread and make an account here just to pick a fight with us. I feel like that's one of the natural points of progression here.
Will he write another Thesis to convert us from our erroneous ways? Maybe sing another song to appeal to our pathos? Or would he just shitpost at us? The future is bright upon this devoted fan. May Allah's Light guide him to us.
 

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I can't wait for Henry to eventually find out about this thread and make an account here just to pick a fight with us. I feel like that's one of the natural points of progression here.
I feel like I'm going to end up with a weird Filipino stalker when that happens. I'd be worried but I don't think Henry is competent enough to actually accomplish anything besides being a sperg online.
 

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@FuckingYTs archived his Reddit posts into PDF format on our Ancestral Site a while back:

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There does not seem to be much activity on his account after it was archived from his initial spergery. Just 6 new posts from over a month ago.

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uquusquad

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Timestamped link to pippa ban appeal on henri. @Godzilla1984 should have an archive.

The most shocking part of the stream is that most of her audience voted not guilty. To me this fucker seems like the type of creep that would stalk you irl.
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Timestamped link to pippa ban appeal on henri. @Godzilla1984

The most shocking part of the stream is that most of her audience voted not guilty. To me this fucker seems like the type of creep that would stalk you irl.
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I mean.. His intentions are clear when he is always mentioning how he wants to join PC for his Oshi. That's straight out of the stalking playbook.

So... Let me get this straight. Is Jesus Christ a multiverse being that manifests to others in different forms. To the french it is Joan of Arc, but in our times it is Coco? I got lost in all the crazy.
 

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The most shocking part of the stream is that most of her audience voted not guilty. To me this fucker seems like the type of creep that would stalk you irl.

You forget that if they voted 'guilty' then he wouldn't be able to produce content for them anymore. Pippa's audience has pretty strong IP2 vibes, in that they seem to actively look for ways to generate yabai situations for Pippa to react to. I just hope it never goes too far.
 

Laidho

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The most shocking part of the stream is that most of her audience voted not guilty. To me this fucker seems like the type of creep that would stalk you irl.
It was a 51% majority I think? Could remembered it wrong, but it was really close.
 
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