The woman doesn't even bathe. Being able to cook isn't even in the realm of possibilities here.
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Culinary Catastrophes
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Is there something that makes vtuber sad girls averse to water? Are they vampires or something?
They're rabid fans.
I think Vesper just had an aneurism.
Meemaw in your phone.
Clearly the connection is butter cookies.
Mel is a sweetheart, but she joins Yagoo's houses of broken girls by having broken taste buds and cooking skills
Speaking of scarle
starting to think these people aren't right in the head
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Nah she's actually really fucking smart, this shit isn't like other chuubas who are just gallingly irresponsible slobs and can't be bothered to keep their environment clean and so some old dishes develop mold on them, or some randomly gross recipe that a person who burns pasta invented.
This shit is just "Oh lemme do this randomly gross thing for no reason! Oh no now everyone is overreacting to this admittedly disgusting but otherwise unremarkable thing! Oooooh noooo, please don't shower me with attention guys!!!!"
It's like shitting out terrible political takes on twitter, except that having unpopular tastes or disgusting habits won't make people hate your guts for ever and ever and still gets you all of that sweet, sweet engagement juice as people FREAK THE FUCK OUT over some dumb shit that everyone will forget in 20 seconds as they scroll down to the next vapid post in their feed.
HoloX (minus Laplus who is still on a mental health break) had yaminabe (闇鍋) for Christmas. This means hotpot, except they each bring one ingredient, unknown to the others, that has to go into the pot no matter what it is.
Koyori brought pineapple.
This was not immediately fatal, so they prepared a second pot.
Koyori brought pineapple.
This was not immediately fatal, so they prepared a second pot.
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Merry Christmas, have some Chantal themed cookies
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Realticule
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There is no might, this is an abomination.
I glimpsed at the image and wasn't thinking to be that bad, then I read the description and I almost throw up in my mouth
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Looks like one of those 60s-80s dishes where they had some weird obsession with things in gelatin, microwaves and raw hot dogs
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You clean it by throwing it out and buying a new one. These women, I have no idea how they survive.
