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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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Nenélove

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niggaphil

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Nolan: Go touch grass, work, and earn money? No fucking way! :nolanitwasnotfine:

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niggaphil

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The genetics traits of physical assault run strong in the Nolan's family

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The genetics traits of physical assault run strong in the Nolan's family

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was the "drunk asshole threat" something among the lines of "please stop watching anime girls all night and oversleeping, you need to work", because suddenly bringing up wanting to get a job, but he is so scared to do so because of his dang-old mean father, it's...

...well, "suspect", to say the least. I don't believe it at all. If anything, his family would be ecstatic if he tried to get a job, or made an effort to go back to school, they've been saying as much for years now!
 

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When will Nolan die?: A react poll.

> This year - Like
> Next year - Agreed
> The year after that - Informative
> 5 years from now - Autistic
> 10 years from now - Feels
> Before this forum dies - Haha
> After this forum dies - Autistic Winner
> Never, he is the chosen one - Migo
 

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When will Nolan die?: A react poll.

> This year - Like
> Next year - Agreed
> The year after that - Informative
> 5 years from now - Autistic
> 10 years from now - Feels
> Before this forum dies - Haha
> After this forum dies - Autistic Winner
> Never, he is the chosen one - Migo
Option "before this forum dies" should be using the 'optimistic' sticker, because it's the best option for us, as it means we'll be able to archive and observe his miserable existence to the bitter end.
 

tgmslc

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Having lurked for a year-ish and slowly caught up on this thread, it is absolutely fascinating to me that a single weirdo can generate this much insanity on their own. Can we find some way to hook up some magnets to this guy and generate free renewable energy?
 

niggaphil

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Uh-oh, looks like Nolan's kill count will be + 1 soon.......

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Having lurked for a year-ish and slowly caught up on this thread, it is absolutely fascinating to me that a single weirdo can generate this much insanity on their own. Can we find some way to hook up some magnets to this guy and generate free renewable energy?
Just swap the cat with Nolan, I am sure it could work:
 

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How's Nolan going to get revenge on his tormentors if his dog dies?

:crushface::crushsobs:

I'm starting to feel bad for him...
Fuck Nolan, he's a sister beater, a Gura meat beater and soon a dog killer.
 

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I'm starting to feel bad for him...
Don't feel too bad. Someone couldn't bother to let the dogs out regularly, thus the doggy diapers. Probably not good for their health....
 

RestlessRain

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Heck yeah own them frauds Nolan


Wait, if you get blocked by someone, that's a victory for the person that was blocked?

It's nice that Nolan lives a life of unending victory then.
 

Seth

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Wait, if you get blocked by someone, that's a victory for the person that was blocked?

It's nice that Nolan lives a life of unending victory then.
Apparently thats how twitter works. Discord on the other hand..
 

niggaphil

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Oh no no no, things looking bad.... Nolan is turning into horrow cow soon...... any TVA vet could diagnose whats going on?
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RestlessRain

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Oh no no no, things looking bad.... Nolan is turning into horrow cow soon...... any TVA vet could diagnose whats going on?
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"somehow didn't realize"

Wild that Nolan would say a lack of intelligence was the reason behind this.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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Yeah I can diagnose what's going on. Neglect.
 
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