Culinary Catastrophes

[Realticule]

When dreams of your oshi cooking you dinner turn out to be nightmares as a result of their culinary monstrosities, this is a place to share all of the insane, absurd, and disgusting creations vtubers have put out there. Also any food related merch that turned out to be hilariously bad.

Start your day off right with a hot cup of Pipkin Coffee mixed with expired Faygo for the genuine vomit drawer experience



And enjoy it with a nice, crisp, Koolaid pickle from Lisa (Not actually a picture of what Lisa made but I thought you people needed to see this abomination she and others enjoy)



For lunch, enjoy a variety of dishes from Yuri. Imagine eating this good.

Spoiler: Images from tweet

And for dinner, Uruka has you covered with Sakana's secret recipe:


It's a recipe that required a whole bottle of ketchup, and speaking of ketchup, apparently it goes great in soup according to Kirschey.


Now enjoy your meals, and happy posting. Don't forget to wash your penis beef?

 

[The Proctor]

Holy shit this is one thread I'm never, ever going to review ever again. Don't do anything naughty, children. I'm going to go pray for the giant meteor for a while.

 

[Realticule]

Holy shit this is one thread I'm never, ever going to review ever again. Don't do anything naughty, children. I'm going to go pray for the giant meteor for a while.

As a merchant of the horrific and absurd I'll take that as a compliment. Though are you sure you want to miss out on my Koolaid Pickle experiment that I'll be conducting next week?

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

 

[Nenélove]

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YUM! YUM!

 

[Titanosaurus]

No no.... this means WE CAN FIX THEM...... something good to eat!
But in Lisa's defense, her soup sounded very healthy and good. Also, I would probably eat all of Yuri's cooking and the kethcup-sakana-getti too....
...

Spoiler: IF....

if it was gluten free and vegetarian and it would never be so I'm off the hook!

Ketchup + Cynin Pepper+ soy sauce is my go to "make gross food edible" magic trick.

 

[Realticule]

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Jesus Christ, what is she trying to grow her own Pippa?

No no.... this means WE CAN FIX THEM...... something good to eat!
But in Lisa's defense, her soup sounded very healthy and good. Also, I would probably eat all of Yuri's cooking and the kethcup-sakana-getti too....
...

Spoiler: IF....

if it was gluten free and vegetarian and it would never be so I'm off the hook!

Ketchup + Cynin Pepper+ soy sauce is my go to "make gross food edible" magic trick.

Lisa's soup did sound good, but I like ginger and other types of horseradish so I'm probably biased. I'm not big into ketchup so a whole bottle of it makes me nervous.

 

[The Rrat]

Kronii joined the wrong corpo. Fishman needs to poach her so she can join the rest of the moldy girls.

 

[DanchousLoyalHamu]

I present to you all:
The 2nd most cursed cook in all of Nijisanji EN. MILLIE PARFAIT

Spoiler: The Examples

Spoilered to not take up a lot of page space and also because its quite cursed.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Kronii joined the wrong corpo. Fishman needs to poach her so she can join the rest of the moldy girls.

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[Realticule]

Kronii joined the wrong corpo. Fishman needs to poach her so she can join the rest of the moldy girls.

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You know, thinking about it, I find it funny Pippa was giving Kirschey crap for having ketchup unrefrigerated on her table, meanwhile Pippa has week old cheese slices just hanging out on her desk that she debates eating.

 

[Nenélove]

You know, thinking about it, I find it funny Pippa was giving Kirschey crap for having ketchup unrefrigerated on her table, meanwhile Pippa has week old cheese slices just hanging out on her desk that she debates eating.

She is waiting for the cheese to gain pungency and sharpness.
And ketchup can be kept unrefrigerated no problem, in my household it's never kept in the fridge and it has never gone bad, same with mustard.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Reminder: don't leave your pizza in the air fryer too long. Original image was too big, so I sized it down with XnConvert. The original image in all its glory is still on the PC Discord.

 

[Realticule]

so I sized it down with XnConvert.

That's one mangled pizza, didn't think it was possible to fuck pizza like that. Also, I've found if you just change the file save to a jpeg instead of a png it will almost always solve file size issues for images.

 

[Godzilla1984]

That's one mangled pizza, didn't think it was possible to fuck pizza like that. Also, I've found if you just change the file save to a jpeg instead of a png it will almost always solve file size issues for images.

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Absolutely heretical.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

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Absolutely heretical.

 

[Bug Eater]

Incoming Haachama-level disaster.



Update: still cursed, but she made it work somehow. (there was originally way too much water in the batter because of the way she added the food dye)

 

[Godzilla1984]

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Incoming Haachama-level disaster. (will update post later if she actually manages to turn this into food)

My kingdom for a rainbow sticker.

 

[DrStupid]

Had to dig a bit deep for this one, as I don't often keep a local copy of the memes I make.

 

[Biskuit Regal]

Why are the peopl from 1st world country so bad at food/cooking? Is it because we appreciate food better than you people?