The General Banter Thread & Community Stoning Platform

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The reason us men don't give a shit about income for suitor requirements, is because it doesn't play to our fear of securing a future the way it does for a regular woman, slutwhore or femcel, doesn't matter. There's an old maxim that someone told me when I was a teenager: "no matter how hot, how desirable you find a chick, take it for granted that some dude is freaking bored to death of screwing her"
Money comes and goes, that's just how it is.

Women don't work that way, their ideal is their bottom line. Women don't settle (except for bad boys who cheat on them)

They do settle. As soon as their asses begin to sag, when they're no longer supple, when there's enough crow's feet to field a platoon, they'll toss those standards out the window and hitch the first pot bellied piggie with a bank account they can hook.

 

[Nenélove]

The reason us men don't give a shit about income for suitor requirements, is because it doesn't play to our fear of securing a future the way it does for a regular woman, slutwhore or femcel, doesn't matter. There's an old maxim that someone told me when I was a teenager: "no matter how hot, how desirable you find a chick, take it for granted that some dude is freaking bored to death of screwing her"
Money comes and goes, that's just how it is.



They do settle. As soon as their asses begin to sag, when they're no longer supple, when there's enough crow's feet to field a platoon, they'll toss those standards out the window and hitch the first pot bellied piggie with a bank account they can hook.

I must've specified. DESIRABLE WOMEN don't settle, roasties do obviously.

 

[Topo Chico]

Woman who loves pizza and carbonated water, it's that simple.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Woman who loves pizza and carbonated water, it's that simple.

GUYS I FOUND NOOL

 

[Topo Chico]

Get you a fire ass nig bull

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I am once again reminded of an anecdote I heard second hand - paraphrased:

in a non-descript community, a young couple asks their pastor how they are going to afford getting married in [CURRENT YEAR], or if it would be better to not be in a relationship at all. the pastor says something among the lines of "it is better to be poor and together, than poor and alone". learning how to power through life's rough patches, together, would ensure a lasting and strengthened relationship.

the men in the community, by and large, agreed with the notion. they were filled with renewed vigor! sure, life's shit right now, but they don't have to go through it alone!

...unfortunately the story has to end there, because my lawyers have informed me that continuing is ill advised in the current cultural climate.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

This should be lower because there's no option to exclude nigs, pajeets, arabs, jews, troons and emos.

Hmm. I thought this would be higher.

 

[JellyKusa]

Its okay @Nenélove, I still support and love you and your micro peen

 

[Nenélove]

Its okay @Nenélove, I still support and love you and your micro peen

Nene does not judge. Unlike kirsche.

 

[GOTBB]

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I do not normally reply in this thread but the sandwich alignment chart is mentioned and no one went to the next step in bantering, the cube rule...

The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.

cuberule.com

 

[nuk-temleH]

I do not normally reply in this thread but the sandwich alignment chart is mentioned and no one went to the next step in bantering, the cube rule...

The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.

cuberule.com

The cube rule is inherently flawed though: it claims that anything with 8 sides is a nacho, completely ignoring the fact that Ramiel has 8 sides and is capable of putting out an AT field twice the size of any known nacho dish.

 

[Topo Chico]

 

[Ed O'neill]

 

[Clown Penis]

Apparently she can ignore his girth.

 

[Lurker Lurkerman]

@thhrang why won't you call @The Proctor "Daddy" when you're both in bed?

You're like the worst janny/thhrangussy ever.

 

[Sankisei]

thhrangussy

ÁAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[Nenélove]

Do I have to share the animation again?

 

[RestlessRain]

The reason us men don't give a shit about income for suitor requirements, is because it doesn't play to our fear of securing a future the way it does for a regular woman, slutwhore or femcel, doesn't matter.

Women want a man that supports them when they want to have a family.

Men want a woman they can support when they want to have a family.

It's obvious that one of the two of those is going to care about the other's income much more than the other.

 

[Hff201]

ÁAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Sometimes I forget there are normal people here who haven't had the word "thhrangussy" etched into their vocabulary for over a year.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Sometimes I forget there are normal people here who haven't had the word "thhrangussy" etched into their vocabulary for over a year.

A curse on those who utter such arcane words. May your oshis go on hiatus for a week, and no, you're not getting that horror stream you desire